Pirate Shows

Family Friendly.

We buccaneers be ready to hoist the sails and tickle ye’ funny bones. Our interactive pirate performances provide a magical experience for little pirates in training. Our performers will teach them to swab the deck, walk like a crab, hoist the anchor, and if we’re lucky… find a few doubloons, m’hearty!

Whether you’re searching for a pirate duo for a backyard birthday party or a more impressive crew, we can create a package that’s just right for your venue!

Adults Only.

If ye’ be hopin’ fer a voyage without any little scallywags wanderin’ about, the Pointless Pirates have you covered. Our crew will serenade your guests and keep them on their feet. Best paired with a cup of rum or ale, but we’d be pleased to help you navigate a dryer cruise…

Adult shows can be booked with a live band (depending on availability), and incorporate old timey twists on modern favorites, as well as sea shanties that have been sung on the high seas for centuries.